That dumper is a Tramp
Original song: That lady is a tramp (Frank Sinatra)
Originally performed: Never (yet)
Written by: George "Bungle" Eycott
Its got no mudguards, the seat is a crate
Though there's a steering wheel, it will not drive straight
Its got four gears, all of which grate
That is why the dumper is a tramp
Doesn't like starting, the handle is bent
You'd think it's a diamond, the money we've spent
Gets stuck in the mud, where the others all went
That is why the dumper is a tramp
It needs the extra large aerosol can
That's easy start man
Its a joke, and its broke
Will not turn over, when its cold and damp
That is why the dumper is a tramp
You get red diesel, to fill up the tank
If it ever gets started, it really smells rank
And as for the brakes, just run into the bank
That is why the dumper is a tramp
If you drive it all day, you'll need a large beer
If you want to get started, shove it from the rear
If you can hand start it, you'll get a big cheer
That is why the dumper is a tramp
It needs the extra large aerosol can
That's easy start man
Its a joke, and its broke
Will not turn over, when its cold and damp
That is why the dumper is a tramp