I've got a brand new excavator

Music: I've got a brand new combine harvester (The Worzells)
Lyrics: George "Bungle" Eycott
First Performed by: Bungle
First Heard: 2002 National (Huddersfield)

I got fed up with changing hoses each night,
When bits fell off it was a terrible sight,
Well now I've spent some money and I'm sure you'll agree,
This excavator is the best you will see

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Well I've got a brand new excavator and I'll give you the key,
Come along now lets dig together in perfect harmony
I've got a Case Poclain and you've got a JCB
Now I've got a brand new excavator and I'll give you the key

Crawling in the mud was not really a joke
That fateful day when the slew pinion broke,
Flat batteries in the morning are a thing of the past,
Now I've got rid of the old girl at last

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That muck Mick he's got a lovely V8,
and all the girls just can't wait for a date
Well that's about to change now I've got some class
I'll have them girls come running at last

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That Michael Palmer tried to pull the other day
Some young girly that was going his way
But he didn't stand a chance 'cause his equipments out of date
In fact you could say it was really second rate

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