F.E.C.

Music: Let it be (The Beatles)
Lyrics: George "Bungle" Eycott & Al Moore
First Performed by: Bungle & Al Moore when drunk......
First Heard: 2002 National (Huddersfield)

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mick Beattie talks down to me
Speaking words of wisdom, FEC
And in my hour of darkness
He has parked his truck in front of me
There will be an answer FEC

Chorus

FEC FEC
FEC FEC
Curses words of wisdom, FEC

And when the broken excavators
Stuck out on the site are freed
There will be an answer FEC
For though they may be knackered 
We can still claim on the guarantee
Blame it on Ed Walker FEC

Chorus

And when the food is mouldy
And there is no chippy I can see
Send out for a pizza FEC
I wake up to the sound of farting
Palmer blows a middle C
Cursing words of wisdom FEC

Chorus (Repeats)