Fridge over Troubled Water

Music: Bridge over troubled water (Simon and Garfunkle)
Lyrics: Bungle and Just Jen
First performed by: Bungle - badly
First heard: Never... Yet.

When you´re weary, feeling small
When tears are in your eyes, I'll drive the vans.....away
I'm on your side, oh, when tools get bust
and mugs just can't be found
Like a fridge over troubled water
I won't even frown
Like a fridge over troubled water
When you f*** around...

When you´ve packed the trailer away
When its on the street
When tools fall over so hard
I will strap them all,, again.
I´ll take apart, oh, the tangled mess
And paint is all around
Like a fridge over troubled water
I won't even frown
Like a fridge over troubled water
When you f*** around

(brief instrumental interlude)

Ride in RFB
Sail in VOJ
With trailers hitched behind
All your tools are on their way
See how they shine
Oh, but you can depend
on leaving spades behind
Like a fridge over troubled water
More tools we will find
Like a fridge over troubled water
More tools we will find