Transit Rhapsody

Original song: Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
Written by: George "Bungle" Eycott & Martin Ludgate
First Performed: KESCRG/LWRG Christmas bash 2002
Notes: Black text is the main singer, red is the chorus singers and blue is Mike Palmer (or his stand in)

Now I'm in real strife,
It's not my fantasy,
Stoved in the van side,
No escape from reality.
Opened the door,
Stepped down to the floor and seen
Several big dents, can't cover it easily.
Because its easy come easy go,
can I have my ticket oh.
Looking in the mirror, didn't really matter to me, to me.

Roger - just killed a van
Backed it straight into a wall,
Felt the crunch, and heard it fall
Roger, Camp had just begun
But now I've gone and blown it all to cock
Roger, oooo-oooo-ooooo-oooo
Didn't mean to hit that wall -
I sometimes with it had never been there at all
I carried on, carried on, As if nothing was behind me...

Too late, my tickets gone
Sent it off in the post
It'll take a day at most
Goodbye every body - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the board.
Roger, ooo
I just want to drive
I'll even drive NJF to the pub tomorrow

I had a nasty little letter in the post,
"You have crashed, our new van, now you can't drive our plant oh"
Roger and the wrg board very very frightening me.
Cleaning bricks, cleaning bricks,
Cleaning bricks, cleaning bricks,
Cleaning bricks you must do.....

I'm just a small boy, cleaning bricks is not for me,
He's just a small boy wants to drive another toy,
Spare him his life from this brick cleaning ploy.
It was my fault, that I know. It was a mighty blow
Yes Roger knows, it was a mighty blow - Mighty Blow
Oh Roger, it was a mighty blow - Mighty Blow
Oh Roger, it was a mighty blow - Mighty Blow
Was a mighty blow - Mighty Blow
Was a mighty blow - Mighty Blow
Was a mighty blow -ooooo
Bang crash bang crash bang crash crunch.
Ah Michael Palmer Michael Palmer, maybe I still have a chance
Michael Palmer you're the chairman will you give my ticket back to me, to me to meeeeee.... (you have to rattle this line out staccato style...)

<headbang interlude>

So you think you can crash a van and drive away
And you think you will get your plant ticket today
No Way Mate - Cause the damage was so great
We've got a big bill - we've got a big bill over here.

Ooh Yeah Ooh Yeah,
Excuses didn't matter,
anyone can see.
That bloody great brick wall, that bloody great brick wall f*&ked me